Looking for a
perfect job!!!
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Jon. He was a zookeeper. He loves animal. (Only some) One day, as he came home from work and sleep, the door suddenly start to creak. The wind from outside are blowing through the door, rain are wetting his floor! Now the floor is wet with footprint!!! Then “Boom!!!” Jon wake up and said “That was easy and awesome too!!!” Oh no! Our Mr. Jon got he was possessed by and old creepy ghost who use to work at the zoo like he was! But lucky for Mr. Jon, the ghost was very shy and meek. They started to talk forward and backward in the same body. It’s kind of weird. (No offense)
The next morning, Jon went to work, he usually gets in trouble with the boss because he always takes the banana from the monkey! He really loved them, but he loved the banana even more. Poor monkey. But on the other hand, the ghost is a very good zookeeper because he doesn’t mess around unlike Jon!
Now the ghost in Jon body start to control him, Jon hated it! Because it always kept him from the banana and tell him this and that, and do this and that! So Jon started to fight him-self and end up in the hospital. The boss of the zoo fired him and hires a new one. Poor Jon!
When Jon was out of the hospital, he went to buy some banana and banana tea. When he arrives home, he threw a bunch of banana in the fridge and the banana tea. He got a banana, a bottle of banana milk, and a news paper. He jumped on the couch and start reading. He turns to the looking for job category. First job is to be a window washer.
Uh oh! Two say later, Jon came home with mud covering him and flies are flying around him too. It turn out the company are working with dumping rubbish and trash and the window there are very dirty. He work there and broke almost all the windows!!! Then he got fired, no surprise there! He quickly went to shower. Then he lay on the couch again with a banana, a bottle of banana milk, and the old news paper he has before. He used the red pen and cross out the first job and said “That job, never again.” Then he looks at the second job and said “This might work!”
Jon next job was to be hamburger cook. He was happy of his new job and he even gets 3 free meals a day. “This is the perfect job! What could possibly go wrong?” he said to him-self. After 1 and a half day, he got fired. He got fired, (AGAIN), because the customer complained about their food. He burned almost everyone of the hamburger, he burned all the fries, and a grandma complain about her meat was moving! So that’s why he got fired (AGAIN)!!!! Jon went home; he took a banana, a bottle of banana milk, and the news paper. He crosses out the second job, then look at the third job. “This got to be the one or my life will be over, because this is the last job!”
He went to a school named AIS. He met the principal and Jon took tests and finally he got the job. He loved his new job. Though his students are like animals, it’s like his first job, to take care of us. “So far, I haven’t get fire, that’s good!” Jon lived happily ever after. Well except for the students being a monkey! LOL!!!!
That’s the story,
The End!!!
